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Did the same thing when I turned 21 with a bowl of Cookie Crisp because "lmao im a growned-up now imma eat growned-up food"

I'd never done combat with a bowl of cereal before, but that was a fight. I made sure to let my friends know what a mistake it was between every bite because my mama raised an honest man. Honest enough, I mean.

on Naming the divines · c/microblogmemes · 9 pts · 62d

Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.

(Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)

on My type of satire · c/tumblr · 12 pts · 100d

Considering that's three of the members of Rammstein, that's probably on-brand honestly

on No offense to society · c/memes · 8 pts · 112d

Lately, I've been rationalizing it as "I don't want to die, I want to WANT to live."

Still figuring out how to make it happen, but at least now I've got a catchy slogan for it

on Brand new bag · c/memes · 2 pts · 225d

I'd say to take it slow with combat, don't rush in and get smacked too much. Getting hurt too bad in one fight can lower your max HP and have serious repercussions for the next one. Try to make sure you'll be able to make it back to a safe area, and learn when it's time to pull out and do that.

Also, staying supplied when you head out SHOULD seem obvious, but it's important enough that it still needs to be emphasized. Stay stocked.

That said, unless you're playing on Hardcore or whatever, there's no chance of permadeath or a game-ending moment. Don't be afraid to go out and explore the map and get your ass beat. Some of the most fun parts of my run were being fucked up beyond belief and going "how the hell am I gonna make it back?"

Bring a friend if you can. On PC, you can mod it so you can play with more than one other person. My run was myself and two others. I doubt I would've made it to the end of the story otherwise. :P

on Brand new bag · c/memes · 4 pts · 226d

If Outward taught me anything, it's that everything in the outside world will kill you and it's best to just stay home.

Looking forward to the sequel~

on Who would win? · c/comicstrips · 21 pts · 229d

The one guy just walks around all day carrying a big-ass rock everywhere he goes? I think he could probably take the other two in a fight, then

on 🤨❔️ · c/queer_defense_front · 21 pts · 236d

"Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman."

But, if you're a gay man, you wouldn't want to lay with a woman.

So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn't be "as thou would [lay with] a woman," since thou wouldn't lay with women in the first place.

So, see? It was never a sin!

(Gets more complicated when you're bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)

on What would you add? · c/casualuk · 1 pts · 272d

Wouldn't mind being able to call someone who's being a jackass a 'plonker', but I think in an American accent it would sound like some kind of obscure slur

I've heard it referred to as demisexual/demiromantic, and also you'd be bi/pan.

But, y'know, that's just the label that helps you quickly explain your situation without needing to overclarify. No matter what, you're just you.

on Eeeeeek! · c/memes · 3 pts · 364d

From what I'm told, it stares back. So, probably a good time if you're an exhibitionist, I guess.