Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.
(Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)
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NateNate60@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 63d
Me naming my goldfish "Yahweh" and my cat "Allah" (nobody else has thought to do this)
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 63d
Tom and Jerry but your goldfish keeps confounding your cat's plans by calling down Messiah figures.
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 63d
Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.
(Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)