c/tumblr · by GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 101dMy type of satire 685 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 55 pts · 101d
As the top official, you'd think he'd be in a position to improve it, so to speak.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 101d
Listen, man, if they're just going to sit there limp like they're nailed to a crucifix, there's only so much the top can do.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 101d
Hey, he’s not the CEO of Sex, only the CEO has that power
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 101d
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 100d
I have no idea what's going on with the Avengers these days. Why is Spiderman gripping Iron man's prayer beads so intently?
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 100d
Tropic Thunder.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 100d
Such a dumb, great movie.
I even liked the advertisements at the beginning, and I block every ad!
A friend who was with me in the theater was hella confused about that. Especially about booty sweat 😂
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d
Yes..
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d
Cause Ant-Man's not around to get between them.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 29 pts · 100d
In their defense. Having a life size full color sculpture of a dead guy nailed to some planks in the room with you, is a real mood killer.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 100d
Speak for yourself
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 3 pts · 100d
Ewwww
GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 100d
To be fair, he is shredded. Almost every version of him you see on the cross has him with abs!
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 100d
CrossFit
GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 100d
I'd be cross if someone nailed me to a piece of wood as well!
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d
If I had been drinking something I would have spit it out when I read this.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d
Then you've not seen this?
https://youtu.be/1q31CCDVdas
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
I feel guilty when I'm not walking... and that motivates me!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 100d
No kink-shaming, you're weird, too, and you know it.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 100d
Maybe he'd prefer being a bottom?
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 100d
Considering that's three of the members of Rammstein, that's probably on-brand honestly
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 100d
Yeah, it's better to have consensual gay sex with the band than non-consensual straight sex with the frontman.
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 100d
Conclave if it was good.
GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 100d
We're gonna have a Conclave, all the way through the night. We're gonna have a Conclave until the smoke turns white!
(Courtesy of Mara Wilson, of all people)
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 99d
Mara Wilson had some good shitposts on Twitter. One of the few follows I miss from that site.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 100d
Gay Orgies In Portugal Parish Houses Reported To Police
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 100d
Tryna find that Vatty daddy
FarraigePlaisteach@piefed.social · 3 pts · 100d
I hope one bad experience doesn’t spoilt it for him long term. Stay strong!