While so many are out there shitposting corn shitposts, a select few are walking the talk and living that corn life AKA “let go and let cob” and furthermore scallops can be tricky so a tip o the hat is in order
We might never have known of these noble mammoths and treasures from the water levels of yore I guess destruction does really breed creation when you think about it
The prophesy was misheard. Originally it was “bring bell-ends to the force” which tbf ended up happening
When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor
Many already have, speaking in heroin terms
Somebody plz check on the mummies
Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids
No…? Dogs, please!
They learn thru osmosis
To recreate a McGangbang these days it’s upwards of $50, same as in town
One swish Two swish Red swish Poo swish
While so many are out there shitposting corn shitposts, a select few are walking the talk and living that corn life AKA “let go and let cob” and furthermore scallops can be tricky so a tip o the hat is in order
When your morals are depraved and your workers are enslaved
What’s the matter babe you’ve barely eaten my Mac n’ chussy
U hearda cyclops?
sigh clops dat azzzz
Then you will probably feel the same about the related term “manbrosia”
Zoom in real close & u see two buttery cobs o corn just steamin away — ahh, paradise!
Ok but my bins go out on TUESDAY so they better pick a DIFFERENT FUCKING DAY
Musk on a husk haha I love it! Is there anything this guy cannot do?
We might never have known of these noble mammoths and treasures from the water levels of yore I guess destruction does really breed creation when you think about it
When you cuckslurp after god you get certain powers and also sainthood
It’s all bots and influence ops over there anymore