2 deaths in Michigan linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak as cases across the state exceed 11,000
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2026/08/03/2-deaths-in-michigan-linked-to-cyclosporiasis-outbreak-as-cases-across-the-state-rise-to-over-11000/
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mrmisses@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 36d
Trumperrhea
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 36d
Donorrhea of the mouth is a Republican ailment.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 36d
yestalgia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
"Sliding into two" would help with the rhyme
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 36d
When you sit down on the bench and your pants are super squenched trumporrhea, trumporrhea!
When you go to take the field and your butthole comes unsealed, trumporrhea trumporrhea
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 36d
We used to sing that song in the car until my stepmom flew into a rage ….to be fair she was a humongous b
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 36d
Yeah but nobody refers to it as base two, I think I would’ve gone more with something like “when you’re sliding into second with a smell most unpleasant”, or something.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
DonTezuma's Revenge
hume_lemmy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 36d
I thought "MAHA Blast" was the official term?
Spooge@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 36d
bloogoose@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 36d
arotrios@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 36d
I'm very glad that I decided to grow my own lettuce on a whim this year.
Turns out it's pretty easy to grow. I used a packet of Dollar Store seeds and have had the best lettuce of my life for the last 3 months (and still going):
https://www.almanac.com/plant/lettuce
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
Good idea! Ty
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 36d
They literally shit themselves to death?
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 36d
Dehydration + hot weather from climate change + poor water quality = ☠️
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 36d
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 36d
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d
I’ll never buy a thing from Taylor farms again
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 8 pts · 36d
I don't think it's an issue with one brand. There's a cyclosporiasis outbreak every year, just a smaller one. This year CDC is simply not tracking any of it and not removing products in time. I'm sure there are more infected brands than just Taylor Farms.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
Exactly. Eating uncooked vegetables will soon be a thing of the past with no one watching our food supply.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 3 pts · 36d
Listeria is also dangerous and can affect way more than just vegetables. You also had food contaminated with lead in the US recently. When they finish dismantling CDC and stop tracking all outbreaks you will have to worry about pretty much all food.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
Yeah, this has been a major concern of mine in addition to maybe 800 other things since November 2024. I miss being optimistic about the future.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Their conduct after the fact was unacceptable.
northendtrooper@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 36d
I didn't have deadly Diarrhea on my bingo card.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 36d
When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor