Yes. I wouldn't know where to ejaculate from anyway. I hear some other humans have similar anatomic peculiarities. So me having sex with one (or several) of them would be fine?
Apparently Romans 1:26 implies it's not, according to antilesbian folks, but having read it carefully I say, as long as it's natural to you, it should be fine. Not that I give a shit what Paul has to say about what I do with my body.
I believe some translations say something along the lines of "if a man lays with a man as he would a woman, he must be stoned." So just take a good, long rip from the bong beforehand and you're golden.
Wasn’t that the justification the Greeks used in ancient times? Sex with the wife at home and with the guys at the coliseum or wherever for fun or sport…?
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DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 41 pts · 238d
Nope.
It's a sin because every sperm is sacred and should only be used for one purpose.
Any sex act that isn't cismale trying to impregnate a cisfemale is a sin.
That's according to them.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 27 pts · 238d
What if no sperm is involved at all?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 238d
That's my vasectomy loophole! I can now bang anyone I want because the boys are locked down.
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
No sperm means no ejaculation for you, ever.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 17 pts · 238d
Yes. I wouldn't know where to ejaculate from anyway. I hear some other humans have similar anatomic peculiarities. So me having sex with one (or several) of them would be fine?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 238d
Apparently Romans 1:26 implies it's not, according to antilesbian folks, but having read it carefully I say, as long as it's natural to you, it should be fine. Not that I give a shit what Paul has to say about what I do with my body.
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 2 pts · 237d
Just use your nipples.
tburkhol@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d
Vasectomy.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 238d
People who have had vasectomies still ejaculate. The ejaculate just doesn't contain any sperm.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 238d
The phrase is "every sperm is sacred", not "every ounce of semen is sacred"
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 238d
Got it. Have gay sex, then felch, then transplant. Just as God intended.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 238d
Have my grossed out upvote please
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 238d
So what you're saying is that if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate?
You mean that every sperm is needed in your neighborhood?
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
Also, that’s why they don’t call it sex. They call it sodomy. Which according to them is a sin.
Townlately@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 238d
Please don't nocturnal emish
stray@pawb.social · 5 pts · 238d
I spent a moment trying to remember who Emish is in the Bible before realizing.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
I think they're related to that pop singer, Billie Emish
^/j^
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 238d
"Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman."
But, if you're a gay man, you wouldn't want to lay with a woman.
So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn't be "as thou would [lay with] a woman," since thou wouldn't lay with women in the first place.
So, see? It was never a sin!
(Gets more complicated when you're bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 238d
That's also why I don't lay with them. We get in the sex swing
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 236d
I believe some translations say something along the lines of "if a man lays with a man as he would a woman, he must be stoned." So just take a good, long rip from the bong beforehand and you're golden.
winkly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 238d
It’s not gay if your penises touch inside a woman.
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 238d
Wasn’t that the justification the Greeks used in ancient times? Sex with the wife at home and with the guys at the coliseum or wherever for fun or sport…?
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 11 pts · 238d
And commerce...
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
We need more sex lawyers.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 235d
It's called sodomy
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d
If God doesn't exist, then maybe we should all find our own ethical standards to live by.