The worst thing about surprise raisin cookies is having to fake pleasure at eating them while your friend looks on, desperate for approval of their baked goods.
We need some kind of super long SUV that drives on its own kind of road where people can get on and off at these party zones. The road should be made of metal, because I like heavy metal.
Hallo, ich wollte eine Mauer bauenâŠfĂŒrâŠFreiheit.
I do like a good glug of the ol clear.
Et tu Nutellus?
IRS: You havenât filed your taxes in ten years.
Me: Yes, butâŠboobs.
IRS: Alright fair enough.
Tonight on bird or mango, will our contestants have a yummy snack, or get a nibble!?
The worst thing about surprise raisin cookies is having to fake pleasure at eating them while your friend looks on, desperate for approval of their baked goods.
WheatâŠoh wheat. Iâm gonna cut you down, grind you up, mash you up, put you in a hot place and then eat you.
We need some kind of super long SUV that drives on its own kind of road where people can get on and off at these party zones. The road should be made of metal, because I like heavy metal.
Dear Gay Wikipedia,
How are you? I am well. What are gay thermodynamics?
-Your pal, saltnotsugar
It could be like the movie 300, but instead of violence itâs passive aggressive comments that make Americans turn around.
Try and move me bro! You canât! âŠdue to wide stance and physics.
âAnti-partisan activitiesâ usually meant criminal murder time.
Well they have that second set of justice which prevents those pesky consequences for their actions.
I actually forgot to buy something because I was lookin SO FLY.
No one bother me in my room! Iâm watchin Jerkin Pig.
Run off syrup is for dipping later!
My old man says the government wants to put these in all kinds of vehicles to control us.
Itâs called Stank Booty here where I live, and itâs quite the cock block actually.
Here comes the heavy panzer battalion âDAS METHâ
Sean Connery working at Subway.