Stay hydrated rule

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26 Comments

thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 20h (9 replies)

I’m such a slut for water

When I drink it I just let it spill all down my shirt and on the floor

lime@feddit.nu · 37 pts · 20h (7 replies)

i bet you like bathing too, you harlot

thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 20h (6 replies)

mmmmm I prefer to shower because the water just runs down my body and works its way into every little crevice… it’s so nice and steamy mrrrrowwww

lime@feddit.nu · 34 pts · 20h (5 replies)

i'd bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn't have the desired effect...

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 20h (3 replies)

lime@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 19h

make sure to have your coco's fixed or they will be back after graduation.

thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 19h

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😵‍💫

Jimbo@pawb.social · 2 pts · 14h

Nonono don't neuter mee

thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 19h

mrrrowwww

touché

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16h

HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 20h (2 replies)

Can I be dominated by a hot lesbian while drinking water?

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 20h (1 reply)

No, you won’t be thirsty enough otherwise

HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 17h

Don't worry. My thirst can only be quenched by a hot lesbian.

vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 21h (3 replies)

I know it’s not the point of the post, but I know so many people that “don’t like water” that I’m starting to worry and our collective survival instincts.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 20h (1 reply)

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 20h

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 20h

That's when you trick them into drinking water by baiting them with hot lesbian domination.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 20h (1 reply)

I mean.. I don't think she'd be into me so...

orenj@leminal.space · 19 pts · 20h

its ok buddy we can drink water together

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 18h (2 replies)

is this an XOR or OR?a

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18h

True.

NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 10h

b

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 18h

Do not, my friends, become addicted to [hot lesbians]. [They] will take hold of you, and you will resent [their] absence!

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 20h

I do like a good glug of the ol clear.

gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 18h

lesbian's so hot, she needs to drink all that water to cool down

like a car engine that's overheating

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 13h

Is this an exclusive or, or not?

Asking for a friend.

cinoreus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18h
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