c/onehundredninetysix · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 21hStay hydrated rule 383 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 20h
I’m such a slut for water
When I drink it I just let it spill all down my shirt and on the floor
lime@feddit.nu · 37 pts · 20h
i bet you like bathing too, you harlot
thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 20h
mmmmm I prefer to shower because the water just runs down my body and works its way into every little crevice… it’s so nice and steamy mrrrrowwww
lime@feddit.nu · 34 pts · 20h
i'd bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn't have the desired effect...
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 20h
lime@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 19h
make sure to have your coco's fixed or they will be back after graduation.
thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 19h
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😵💫
Jimbo@pawb.social · 2 pts · 14h
Nonono don't neuter mee
thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 19h
mrrrowwww
touché
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16h
HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 20h
Can I be dominated by a hot lesbian while drinking water?
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 20h
No, you won’t be thirsty enough otherwise
HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 17h
Don't worry. My thirst can only be quenched by a hot lesbian.
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 21h
I know it’s not the point of the post, but I know so many people that “don’t like water” that I’m starting to worry and our collective survival instincts.
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 20h
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 20h
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 20h
That's when you trick them into drinking water by baiting them with hot lesbian domination.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 20h
I mean.. I don't think she'd be into me so...
orenj@leminal.space · 19 pts · 20h
its ok buddy we can drink water together
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 18h
is this an XOR or OR?a
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18h
True.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 10h
b
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 18h
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 20h
I do like a good glug of the ol clear.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 18h
lesbian's so hot, she needs to drink all that water to cool down
like a car engine that's overheating
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 13h
Is this an exclusive or, or not?
Asking for a friend.
cinoreus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18h