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9In which we learn about Kevin the Potato Rock lemmy.worldc/brandnewsentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 226d · 0 comments
9Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas 404media.coc/brandnewsentence · by hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 304d · 0 comments
51Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada livescience.comc/brandnewsentence · by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1y · 0 comments
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