c/onehundredninetysix · by justsomenetizen@lemmy.today · 23hBoobs rule 203 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 23h
IRS: You haven’t filed your taxes in ten years.
Me: Yes, but…boobs.
IRS: Alright fair enough.
BrickEater@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 19h
Shit I better get some tits, I'm 30 and have never filed lol
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 9h
Boobs make money, money pays for taxes and fines
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 22h
Most middle-aged men: Like a cardiac arrest?
driftwood@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 18h
You just have to put the emphasis on ‘never want to be in a situation’ and, I do not.
monketman82@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 21h
Never thought I would see a meme featuring former Page 3 girl Maria Whittaker..
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 15h
o7
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 21h
I want a swimmiiiing poooly :(3
Zagorath@quokk.au · 16 pts · 19h
Based on this meme, I believe the only logical solution is to use your boobs as a spade and stuff digging yourself a pool.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 16h
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15h
Is this from a Mortal Kombat movie?
Muffi@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1h
Deleted scene from Satisfaction by Benny Benassi
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h
Thanks, though that actually raises more questions.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 9h
Want
daddycool@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 22h
Work with what you got.