MeatPilot

u/MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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on dookie donnie · c/lemmyshitpost · 10 pts · 1d

I was promised an army of demons.

All we got was the unreleased Epstein files full of demons.

I feel this, also if I just can't squeeze anything out there is this additional awkward thought process.

When do I put it away? Will they know I didn't pee? Should I shake it to pretend I peed? Oh God there is a child next to me. Now everyone will think I am pretending to pee to see this child's weiner. I can't step away now. I'll just have to wait until the room is empty.

the bathroom never empties out, I die there.

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Not if you lower your expectations!

I'll add that the parents of an ex of mine. Would setup a "sweat lodge" in their yard yearly with the help of their other crunchy friends. Was essentially a teepee with a pit of hot rocks in the middle. They'd all sit naked in there and chant stuff. The structure wasn't difficult to construct.

They offered for me to join. But I was like 17 and seeing my girlfriend's father's cock and balls was not high on my list.

on Grok2030 · c/funny · 3 pts · 6d

Whoops, eeh can fix and replace later

Right on! I get this energy as well. Never had anyone "manage" me. Make my own schedule and I project deep roots into everything I touch and improve cutting me loose would be extremely painful.

I did work somewhere where the COO wanted to can my ass. But they were constantly told I was way to valuable by the rest of the c-suite and cool it. Their problem was I wouldn't kiss their ass and called them out on dumb ideas.

I show up to do work, not play politics. Turns out being good at what you do pays off sometimes.

Awesome, might ask a friend to print this for me. Wonder what got me on the list, must be my charm.

*Edit Ah ha, has to be 9. Shit my last comment in my history was a joke about jerking off to my parents.

9) Accounts that post content an average person off the street would see in the feed and go "What the actual fuck?!"

Kinda hard to quantify this one, but basically people who continuously post stuff that, even allowing for a very open mind, the average person would find offputting.