And what if... if you used those positional finger values (that has power.) in conjunction with a non-binary value per finger. In it's literal sense, with more than 2 states. Oh. The possibilities!
I'm t̶̘̪͉̎̋̚̚h̴̛̤̹̝̞̆̆̇e̵͍̽̂͠s̸̡͍̹̖̔̓́e̶̚͜ ̴̢̘͕̼̽̓͘á̴͎͍͠r̴̡̦͋̊̒̃ę̸̗͓̖̿̈́̽ ̴͚̂͠t̸̡̯͔͌̀͝h̵̖͕̀̑̕ȇ̷̫͉͈̹͊̆͝ ̶̟͗̅̃̄f̵̦͕̻́̀̊͝i̸̡̯̘̓̒n̷̙̜̄͊̊g̵̠̊̽e̴̥̙̽ṙ̷̜̌͘s̶͕͆́ ̷̡̜̰̊Ỉ̶̯͙͔͝'̴̨̡̙̺̾v̸̱̦͔̰̂̎ȩ̶̝̂̌͝ ̸̬̗̭̍͝a̷͔͇̍͒̎͂ŝ̴̭͈̬͐̅͝š̶̜̭̙͝i̶̜̋̂̍͝m̵̹̫̬̥̏̄͐i̵̡̢̬̥̒͑͝l̵̜͖̓a̵͚̼̟̾̀̀͋t̴͎̄͒e̷͈͗͘d̷̨͖̟͛̂ years old today.
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schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 27d
38-years-old, max, unless he's some kind of freak with a different number of fingers on each hand.
starik@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 27d
He’s definitely not some kind of freak.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 27d
What do you think his hands look like on odd numbered years?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
That's when the "tie-breaker" comes into play
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
That really doesn’t look like the hairline of a 38 year old to me.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 27d
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 27d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 27d
Stephen King novel idea: You are born without fingers, you grow a new one for every year you’ve been alive.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 27d
But the fingers don't just grow on your hands
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
probable_possum@leminal.space · 12 pts · 27d
He grew so many fingers for nothing! He could count way more efficient with the fingers at hand cough.
I.e. the sumerians used to count to 60+ with 2 hands. They and their sexagesimal system.
frog@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 27d
You could also do binary and count up to 31 on 1 hand or 1023 or both hands.
probable_possum@leminal.space · 1 pts · 27d
Whoa.
And what if... if you used those positional finger values (that has power.) in conjunction with a non-binary value per finger. In it's literal sense, with more than 2 states. Oh. The possibilities!
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 27d
elvith@feddit.org · 8 pts · 27d
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 27d
At this point, AIs are better at getting the number of fingers correct than some humans
Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 27d
I think I've seen this image before AI but the joke was about how artists convey movement. That smear frames look really weird in a static image
meejle@piefed.world · 5 pts · 27d
Good use of Scary Shiny Glasses 👍
BillyClark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 27d
His mother was a venus fly trap.
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 26d
I'm t̶̘̪͉̎̋̚̚h̴̛̤̹̝̞̆̆̇e̵͍̽̂͠s̸̡͍̹̖̔̓́e̶̚͜ ̴̢̘͕̼̽̓͘á̴͎͍͠r̴̡̦͋̊̒̃ę̸̗͓̖̿̈́̽ ̴͚̂͠t̸̡̯͔͌̀͝h̵̖͕̀̑̕ȇ̷̫͉͈̹͊̆͝ ̶̟͗̅̃̄f̵̦͕̻́̀̊͝i̸̡̯̘̓̒n̷̙̜̄͊̊g̵̠̊̽e̴̥̙̽ṙ̷̜̌͘s̶͕͆́ ̷̡̜̰̊Ỉ̶̯͙͔͝'̴̨̡̙̺̾v̸̱̦͔̰̂̎ȩ̶̝̂̌͝ ̸̬̗̭̍͝a̷͔͇̍͒̎͂ŝ̴̭͈̬͐̅͝š̶̜̭̙͝i̶̜̋̂̍͝m̵̹̫̬̥̏̄͐i̵̡̢̬̥̒͑͝l̵̜͖̓a̵͚̼̟̾̀̀͋t̴͎̄͒e̷͈͗͘d̷̨͖̟͛̂ years old today.
stevles@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 27d
Sea anemone fingers!
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d
I'm sick of these AI slop images.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 27d
Ah, the Chernobyl generation.
Montagge@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 27d
Somebody looked outside
4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 27d
Why he look like Warren Jeffs tho