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My answer was "He was being catfished" but it makes almost no sense here since catfishing is when someone lies about their identiity to someone else, not themselves.

This requires more work but don't make anyone an admin of their computer if they don't know what they're doing and you have to clean it up.

Don't know if jab at me or not?

Hmm...

Kidding. Beautiful.

This is polished granite.

Thank you! Have a wonderful day to you too! 😁

My foster cat fell asleep on my mother's lap. She didn't want to disturb the cat so she stayed still for 5 hours.

$8 doesn't sound that bad for Whole Foods.

Better than eating a McDonald's meal.

Damn... how much was that chicken in Whole Foods?

Wow you got the actual Lexapro branded one.

Okay, reading all the replies I got this one extremely wrong.

1. Guy is complaining about how cramped his seat is.
2. Jucika shows she appreciates him by taking him to her place.
3. Jucika tells him to design better seats if he is complaining that much.

Yeah... way off.

Well they did hire him for his image. After he got higher, they fired him. WTF?

According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should've been paying you already.

"Holy shit! A talking dog!"

Go to my phone, open notes app. See that I have a text message/e-mail/Lemmy reply/Signal message. Reply. Go back to my notes app. Compeletely forgot what I was going to write.

I guessed antipasta...

So close...

I was at a party and people were talking about SNL characters. One person said they don't like Debbie Downer. I said "I love Debbie Downer. Did you know feline AIDS is the number one cause of death in outdoor cats?"Yeah, this killed the moods...

I choose 〉 FLEE

Hello. The link forwarded to this URL:

https://reductress.com/post/did-you-know-your-nipple-is-the-same-size-as-your-butthole-i-know-because-ive-tried/

You could also do binary and count up to 31 on 1 hand or 1023 or both hands.

To be fair, "arc" is pronounced the same as "ark"...