Unhelpful Librarian

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16 Comments

vrek@programming.dev · 30 pts · 35d (2 replies)

I'm getting into woodworking, do you have any books on shelves?

roomy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Now thats a trick question my friend.

vrek@programming.dev · 5 pts · 35d

I'd only ask trick questions if I was getting into magic...

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 28 pts · 35d (2 replies)

Fake. Librarians love to help people find information.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 35d (1 reply)

"omg I can't believe someone finally wanted to find <insert librarian's favourite obscure book>"

frog@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 35d

Makhno@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d (2 replies)

The millennial curse of thinking throwing a 'fuck' in makes it funnier

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 35d

It truly is a curse. The poor librarian is probably surrounded by this all day.

palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 35d

Millennial? Roy Chubby Brown is technically pre-Boomer, and made a career out of throwing in unnecessary vulgarity.

Although you could argue that is necessary in his case because it's well documented that he couldn't get a laugh otherwise.

But there have been plenty of pre-Millennials doing, and enjoying, this sort of thing, so you can't square this accusation at that generation in particular.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 35d (2 replies)

All I can think of is Conan The Librarian lifting the guy by the collar and asking "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?"

merde@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 35d (1 reply)

All I can think of is Conan The Librarian lifting the guy by the collar and asking "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?"

Conan The Librarian?

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d

A skit from Weird Al's UHF movie

invidious link

alcea@feddit.org · 2 pts · 34d

I mean it does not get any more "self help" than allowing someone to HELP themslves ? <j/k> #AgainstLearnedHelplessness

ashughes@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 33d

Miss Bitters, is that you?

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d (1 reply)

We need more librarians like this one

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 35d

My middle school had a big titty goth librarian and it corrupted me from a young age so I think we should only have good catholic ladies as librarians.