::: spoiler Transcript Transcription of image with list:
Top 10 jobs kids want
1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor
Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist :::
47 Comments
phillybuster_parfait@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 16d
Transcription of image with list:
Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 16d
Thanks. Adding to description
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · -2 pts · 16d
Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I've ever seen
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 16d
I thought it was a code block in markdown.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 16d
Former Child Actor in a close 11th place
AliasVortex@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 16d
Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 16d
Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure
Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social · 11 pts · 16d
I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 16d
Goddammit donut, why are you typing in all caps?!
Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social · 20 pts · 16d
THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE 💜
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Akrenion@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 15d
How do I follow an account on here?
Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social · 9 pts · 15d
BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY
(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev · 19 pts · 16d
Hello fellow crawler
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 16d
Why did I read that in Frank's voice
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 16d
Oh, that's me! Former child 🤝
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 28 pts · 16d
I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 16d
(Unrelated) Look what i just found in another thread!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 16d
Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now I’m back.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
You're Lemmy-famous!
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 15d
Sorry, job's already taken.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 16d
I'm sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.
outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app · 19 pts · 16d
How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...
Will settle for being a Holy fool
frog@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 16d
According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should've been paying you already.
nailingjello@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 16d
outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 16d
Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 16 pts · 15d
Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d
Yup
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 15d
12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 15d
You will get food and a bed and will have a calm life. The alternative sucks.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 16d
Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 16d
Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 16d
Please LMK how the application process works
BottleCaptain@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 15d
Ask your local priest.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 15d
"Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???"
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 15d
Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202
(Don’t get me wrong, I love Donut)
Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social · 6 pts · 15d
EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE
ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD'VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 15d
"I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride...."
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 16d
If "compensated anarchist", can I be an Anarcho-Autist?
Geldaran@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
You be whomever you need to be. 👍
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 16d
I'd go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 16d
Y'all are getting paid?!
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d
Somehow I think “woke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.
DecorativeTarp@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d
Nah.
https://youtu.be/7gztJxEL610
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d
Sign me up for highwayman!
Jagarico@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16d
TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Google debunker
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d
Sometimes you've gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea