Princess Donut

u/Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social
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WE CATS DO LOVE OUR DRAMA

OP MUST BE A NEW CAT OWNER, BECAUSE THAT'S CAT OWNERSHIP 101, JUST LIKE WITH CARL AND HIS PANCAKE FIASCO THAT ENDED WITH HIM IN THE HOSPITAL.

I'M STILL NOT SORRY ABOUT THAT BY THE WAY 💜

THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE 💜

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

on Keep going sibling · c/lemmyshitpost · 6 pts · 113d

I ALWAYS TELL CARL HOW MANY FANS HE HAS, BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TOO BUSY IN THE BATHROOM OR HIS SAPPER'S TABLE.

IT'S WEIRD. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DIRECTLY FROM ONE TO THE OTHER.

I THINK HE HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS.

on Keep going sibling · c/lemmyshitpost · 5 pts · 113d

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TOO KIND

::: spoiler Book 8 THAT SNAKE BITCH HAD IT COMING. I WISH IT WAS MORE THAN A VERBAL BEAT-DOWN BUT I WAS OUTSIDE OF THE ENHANCEMENT ZONE.

ALSO ALL THAT UNAUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE WAS OBSCENE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KEEP USING PICTURES OF MY BUTT LIKE THAT. MONGO IS APPALLED. :::

(Please mark spoilers thank you 💜)

on Keep going sibling · c/lemmyshitpost · 13 pts · 113d

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

THIS INSULT TO MY CATHOOD CANNOT STAND

I BET YOU'RE A DOG YOURSELF

OR WORSE

A COCKER SPANIEL

on They bring me great peace · c/memes · 2 pts · 115d

CARL'S FRIEND SAM USED TO LISTEN TO SOME REALLY LOUD MUSIC LIKE THIS.

I NEVER LIKED IT.

WONDERWALL WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.

on Peetsie Paws · c/memes · 5 pts · 117d

EVERYONE SHOULD SING TO THEIR CATS. MISS BEATRICE DID IT FOR ME AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT

OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER

(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I've read in a very long time.

The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world's population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a "world dungeon game show" for the universe's entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.

It's funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.

In terms of literary value, it's got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they're pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.

It's a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend's cat. It's great.)

on Born to be friend · c/lemmyshitpost · 5 pts · 118d

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT'S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG'S SHOULDER?

MONGO IS APPALLED!

on How I feel when you rule · c/196 · 6 pts · 118d

PREPOTENTE GIVE ME MY GLASSES BACK THIS INSTANT I GOT THOSE FROM A SPONSOR BOX

ALSO THEY LOOK BETTER ON ME

on Boots · c/memes · 2 pts · 118d

OH RIGHT HES FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE DR EVIL AND THE LADY FROM THAT ANNIE MOVIE BEAT UP FERGUS FROM PITCH PERFECT

I LIKE HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE FERDINAND WITH A BETTER HAT

(I'm bad at her movie thing but I tried my best ok)

on Wise words · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 118d

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES

ESPECIALLY TORTISESHELL PERSIANS LIKE MYSELF