starik

u/starik@lemmy.today
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on Classic · c/cat · 21 pts · 19h

I can shove mine halfway across the bed and he won’t even get up.

That is so clever and enterprising. Though it does seem like a lot of work, and you still risk being caught.

My cheating method was foolproof and completely undetectable. See, in the days leading up to the exam, I would look up the answers in the textbook the teacher foolishly provided us at the beginning of the semester. If the answers weren’t there, they’d be in the secret notes I had taken while the teacher was yapping in class days before, clueless they were basically telling us everything that would be on the exam later lol. All I had to do was read those notes the night before, then I could walk in empty-handed and take the exam with no one the wiser that I already knew all the answers!

on big thing funny · c/lemmyshitpost · 2 pts · 1d

Yes it is. Thought it might have been making fun of a prefecture or lake whose shape resembles that of a bread clip. But it’s likely just a drawing of a giant bread clip for its own sake.

on big thing funny · c/lemmyshitpost · 5 pts · 2d

I thought it might be making fun of the shape of a prefecture or lake or something, but this guy’s Twitter feed is mostly cartoons of people with giant square bodies and tiny heads, and this kind of fits with that theme by itself.

Lol at all the downvotes. You have to be careful on lemmy. 85% of users here read everything literally, no matter how obvious the sarcasm is. Most of them see your comment as a genuine defense of Elon. “Elon is not a muppet! We’ve seen him moving and talking independently without wires. He’s obviously an actual human with agency, so it’s not rude to criticize him.”

The only thing bad about it is the presentation. Making it look like a cake and serving it in slices is playing games with people’s expectations of what sweet and savory are supposed to look like. We’d have no problem with these same ingredients served as finger sandwiches.

on Incredible · c/microblogmemes · 179 pts · 5d

What’s incredible is the number of commenters who don’t recognize obvious satire when they see it.

on Dawwww · c/wholesome · 5 pts · 7d

Toasted, the butt ends make a great sandwich.