Date artsy girl

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xkbx@startrek.website · 48 pts · 15h (17 replies)

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 15h (10 replies)

Lost highway is about Trent Reznor producing an amazing soundtrack.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 15h

Inland empire is about 3 hours long

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 15h (5 replies)

Blue Velvet was about not fucking looking at Dennis Hopper.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 14h (2 replies)

Eraserhead is about the challenges of having a child.

nul42@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 14h

The Elephant Man is about a man who who was known as the elephant man.

EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12h

and the challenges eating a small bird

Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au · 3 pts · 14h

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5h

Also, the superiority of Pabst Blue Ribbon when compared to Heineken.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 13h (2 replies)

Lost Highway is about OJ Simpson.

tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 7h (1 reply)

Most plausible hypothesis right here

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 7h

David Lynch said so himself. That was the inspiration for the film.

nullspace@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 11h

Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance.

Damn good coffee.

starik@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 13h (1 reply)

Mulholland Drive had a coherent story. The first half was Naomi Watts’ character’s dream.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11h

It was supposed to be a series, they pulled the plug halfway through the pilot so he wrapped it up into a film. First half was setting the groundwork for a much longer story.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 5h

TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Right, now explain blue velvet.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h

Long con setting up the Star Wars sequels.

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 33 pts · 14h (11 replies)

Pretend to understand your films? I don't even know who you are.

db2@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 13h

That's Dan Povenmire, he created the Minions.

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11h (9 replies)

It's director David Lynch.

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · -4 pts · 11h (8 replies)

I will research just as soon as I'm done replying....

But you have no idea how little that narrows it down lol

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 11h (3 replies)

It narrows it down to exactly one person...

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · -6 pts · 10h (2 replies)
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 10h (1 reply)

And they are all directors and look like the guy in the picture? Get real.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 11h (2 replies)

If you're not familiar with this work, I highly recommend Mulholland Drive, whose two lead actresses are pictured with Lynch in the meme. Twin Peaks is a good option but it's a show and therefore quite long. Then watch Eraserhead if you want to get weird.

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll have to see about checking it out!

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3h

I have to see a guy about two girls kissing.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1h

this is such a funny reply

disorderly@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 15h (8 replies)

I absolutely love some of Lynch's work but will openly confess that I have no idea what he was trying to tell me.

Klear@piefed.world · 18 pts · 15h (1 reply)

You can tell he's telling you something. That's enough for me.

Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au · 6 pts · 14h

Well put. A director that mutes all others in comparison. Plenty of great directors address the audience, Lynch displays it all in such a way as to inexplicably yet certainly speak to you and you alone

Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au · 10 pts · 14h

imho, it all boils down to two simple things:

  1. We live inside a dream, but who is the dreamer?
  2. You can't go back home.
nul42@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 14h

Surrealist art is intended to speak to the subconscious. I have a feeling this is why Lynch didn't like to explain the meaning of his films. Emotional understanding emphasised over intellectual understanding.

tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 7h

Movies by David Lynch show the dreams you have when bad stuff happen to you in real life.

BigPotato@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4h

I'm also a Lynch fan. The only time I really watch his movies is when I have a bad fever. I was sweating through my couch, dying to sip water and binging Twin Peaks. It's really the only way to watch, I have to say.

Maybe psychedelics? That might be good too.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 13h

That's kind of the point.

nightlily@leminal.space · 2 pts · 6h

The man himself said it in Twin Peaks: „Fix your hearts or die“

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 6h

I'm not convinced even David himself understands his films. Feels like a 40 year project of trolling cinemagoers and watching them pretend they understand it.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11h (4 replies)

Eraserhead was his most spiritual film.

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Care to elaborate?

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 10h

No.

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3h

For the longest time I kept getting this confused with the 96 Schwarzenegger flick “Eraser” and kept wondering why people thought that film was so deep.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5h

Eraserhead was certainly my most spiritual film -- no other movie has ever made me pray for death.

sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 10h

Jokes on you! I pretend to understand your films to get close enough to artsy girls to borrow their clothes!

rabber@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 10h

Best director who ever lived. Twin peaks was one of my biggest reasons for relocating to the pnw

sirico@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 15h (1 reply)

Sir I think you are mistaken, I enjoy Troma and Cannon

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13h

A man of taste

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15h (4 replies)

Just you and I

otacon239@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14h (3 replies)

This scene gets my cry-laughing every time. I want to get into a jam session with some people and lure them into doing this without realizing.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14h (2 replies)

Omg that would be amazing. No one in my band watches twin peaks so it would fall on deaf ears but one day I will

Benign@fedia.io · 5 pts · 14h (1 reply)

You are in a band with deaf people? Do you play... deaf metal?

I'll see myself out.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14h

LMFAO that was good.

You can stay.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 15h (2 replies)

I actually avoid his films like the plague!!!!

Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au · 9 pts · 14h (1 reply)

I would sell my mother into slavery to experience his works for the first time all over again :')

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 14h

My apologies. I have offended your religion

daggermoon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 13h

I unironically love his films.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14h

Jokes on you, I watch Lynch's Dune to find a partner.

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 14h (1 reply)

Straight story was about the existential dread of living in an infinite and ultimately meaningless universe that neither knows about or cares about our brief existence

loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 6h

Thank yoy for clearing that up. I always thought it was about a man visiting his brother.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 14h

I understand that his work makes me feel both mystified, curious, and and a little scared ; that maybe there is some hint of magic in the world and it is dark but alluring and a little comical.

If someone else appreciates these feelings and wants to share them with me, hell yeah, let's get together.

SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 14h

david lynch make a good movie challenge: 99% fail.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 15h

In Heaven, everything is fine…

Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 11h

Don't come at be like this. It's all I have

Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au · 3 pts · 14h

WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE?!

balsoft@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 10h

I mostly understood at least the basic points of all of his movies... except Inland Empire. That shit was just impossible to decipher even after re-watching it three times, the third one with pen and paper to try and piece the plot together (cause the Wikipedia plot section is useless at capturing the detail). Honestly I feel like he was just throwing shit at the camera and seeing what doesn't end up on the cutting room floor, and not in a good Linklater-esque way. A shame that's the one he went out on.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10h

Lynch is easy. Refn is hard. I’ve seen Her Private Hell four times now cause a cute girl told me to, and I still have no idea what’s going on beyond “approximately every half hour or so, a girl gets bashed into a window head first and/or her chest torn open, and dies.” It’s got cool neon bullshit though.

The girl is pretty cute too.

orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 10h

This. Is a donut.