Who would buy it?

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18 Comments

Smallletter@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y (3 replies)

This makes me wonder, who else here isn't actually a programmer but an IT professional who appreciates the content?

kamenoko@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

I dabble in both. These cables are nowhere near messed up enough to count as cable gore. I saw a rack where someone decided that the VOIP switches didn't need port maps so every time they moved a phone around (don't ask me why they didn't just fix it in the config) they would just run a new patch cable from the port on the switch to the new port on the patch panel. Rinse and repeat for about 5 years and the rats nest of yellow cabling was a beauty to behold.

lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

I'm neither, but I do have a very small homelab. I get to imagine the spaghetti mess of cables in my virtualized system.

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y

I am neither. Just an idiot trying to understand stuff.

impalawild@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Why are they smiling though

wheresmypillow@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 3y

Because no one can work until they figure it out.

shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

denial

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Your kids will love crimping their own patch cables.

RJ45A, RJ45B, Crossover gives endless possibilities and hours of fun.

And for the older kids there's VLANs and BGP.

agressivelyPassive@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

BGP is more a settlers of Catan style game, I would think.

theterrasque@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 3y

With the occasional hostile takeover

jelloeater85@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Or OSPF if your lazy... RIP if your lazy AND old.

NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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FUsername@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y

So you suck at giving head to CAT6e?

kamenoko@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

I am both, but neither. And the cables in that picture are far too neat to count as cable gore lol.

erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

I've seen this one before, and it's still great. But I wonder who those models are. Do they know they're an internet meme?

StudioLE@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y

The truth is I would buy it...

I've been following cableporn for a very long time and I still don't really know why things I set up as they are. I have intricate knowledge of the software side of things but hardware is alien to me. By playing around with it as a game I'd finally grasp the concepts.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

With LEDs that turn different xolors, I reckon that would fun for all the family!