But they wouldn't know the taste

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17 Comments

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Alien: Another crab? Does the universe not have anything original

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Alien kids putting the puzzle back together: dammit, another crab! Mom, let me try another!

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Alien: Damn, it looks just like my mother-in-law!

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

Plot twist: Aliens are crabs as well

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.

We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.

Pronell@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

All our sci-fi series depict bipedal creatures all over the place.

The rest of the universe just isn't represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

Humans are racist

It’s just political commentary

Instigate@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Craaaaaaab people,

Craaaaaaab people,

Taste like crab,

Talk like people

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y

...yet.

Pilon23@feddit.dk · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How do we know it didn't have feathers?

MechanicalJester@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 20 pts · 2y

I hope that there is a resurgence of alien sci fi and, using the current trend of trying to be as realistic as possible, we shift from the alien grey model to the craboid.

pelya@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Peak evolution

Arelin@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y

The perfected form

Mikufan@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The perfect one. The crab. Everything will become crab. Crabs will rule the world.

MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Nope, this one is perfect:

Terry Trilobite

Well, crabs a related i guess.

edit: fuck Reddit gallery.

SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Transhumanism is just a bunch of softshelled crabs with fingers