There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
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metostopholes@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
I thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
… I am your father
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
He is a lad so...this is possible.
Atropos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Looks can be somewhat genetic, dad.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I want to give the squonk a hug.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It probably feels super gross tho
metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture
PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Why stop at a hug?
FullOfBallooons@leminal.space · 14 pts · 2y
If there isn't a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
Mbourgon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Squorlple@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Steely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Bach’s Concerto for Two Violins is about this creature too
GeoGio7@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Aww it's kind of cute
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I think I took one of these home from a bar in Allentown once back in undergrad.
savvywolf@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y
Finally, my spirit animal.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
Atin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I think that's my spirit animal
reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Looks like a section of intestine.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
"Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine."
vegaquake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
poor guy
me too, bud
monsterpiece42@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Poor guy just trying to live his life.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Let’s go throw pebbles at it