Please...have mercy!

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11 Comments

JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y (5 replies)

You just need to save Harambe, that was the divergence down the darker timeline

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Others: Investing copious amounts of money in the right stocks

Memers: Saving a fucking gorilla

zdrvr@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Buy Bitcoin before you save him.

JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

But what if the Bitcoin bubble was part of the darker timeline, if Herobrine never dies, Bitcoin never blows up, so graphics card prices never spike, scalpers don't emerge, etc all the way down

zdrvr@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Then buy Bitcoin and don't save Harambee??? I can laugh at the timeline from my yacht.

JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y

Actually don't mind to work from home again

Little8Lost@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Fantastic!

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

Buy the stock market right after the 2008 crash. Fund a Fediverse non-profit early on.