Bob-onic plague

There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn't a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren't superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn't viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about????

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9 Comments

entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)
  1. Modern electron microscopes let us see atoms. Of course we can see viruses.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

Well, you shouldn't trust atoms in the first place. They make up everything

Bob@midwest.social · 19 pts · 2y

Don't pin this shit on me.

magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

A reply

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

deparasitize

Is this person actually suggesting that bisexuality is caused by tapeworms?

I'm sure there are plenty of people who have had tapeworms who would disagree as well as plenty of bisexual people who have never had a tapeworm lol

Jorgelino@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

I love how instead of just saying "[...] if you're still bisexual", he decides to describe various homosexual activities in detail.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Definitely visits shady truck stop bathroom stalls

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2y

Is this some new offshoot of the Church of the SubGenius?

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

I'd say this is well beyond religious cringe and landing in conspiracy valley. Watch out for reptilians parading as bill gates. They gonna getcha!