c/lemmyshitpost · by Godric@lemmy.world · 2yGotta get on that grindset 741 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
Aganim@lemmy.world · 134 pts · 2y
For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 41 pts · 2y
Y'all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?
Vent@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout
Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 2y
Bullshit. He'd never say "I'm sorry."
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
"I'm sorry that you didn't like it"
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y
He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
ill sneak a peak for free
BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 2y
Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.
scrion@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Sure, here you go:
https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 2y
Ah, greedy cheapskate as usual.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Well clearly it was a business expense!
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”
ji17br@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
I’ve only ever heard it called jive
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's a very common mistake, one I used to make myself. But I can assure you it's jibe.
ji17br@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
If everyone I’ve ever heard use the word thinks it’s jive, at what point does that become correct? Isn’t that how language works?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It becomes the accepted meaning after a formal dictionary adds it. To my knowledge, no dictionary added this meaning yet.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 2y
not anymore
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Excuse me it was a pony
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
A clean pony for PP transaction
#Pony4PPGate
vine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
He showed her a pony?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
No no, a pony's penis
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Commodifing sexual harrasment, yay! 😎
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Does he have a magnum dong or is this an "emperor's new clothes" kinda thing?
scytale@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Didn't he offer a horse or something?
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Stay gold, Ponyboy
Gork@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
“I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”