I'm guessing, each of the actresses of Spiderman's love interests also played in a tennis movie, whereas each of the actors of Spiderman also played in a war movie.
To be in Spider-Man, you must agree to be in a tennis drama and then follow up with a war movie. Only problem is that the first set doesn't exactly match up. Where's Toby's tennis movie and Dunst's war movie?
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pdxfed@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Took me way too long to figure out what was happening.
DancingBear@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 2y
I'm guessing, each of the actresses of Spiderman's love interests also played in a tennis movie, whereas each of the actors of Spiderman also played in a war movie.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · -7 pts · 2y
To be in Spider-Man, you must agree to be in a tennis drama and then follow up with a war movie. Only problem is that the first set doesn't exactly match up. Where's Toby's tennis movie and Dunst's war movie?
blargerer@kbin.social · 41 pts · 2y
I don't know if you're just joking, but in all of them its the female lead that goes on to do a tennis movie, and the male lead that does a war movie.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
I thought they just shaved their heads 🤷🏻♂️
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I would have liked to see Dunst in a military role.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What's the bants with the third column?
Beanedwizard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That extra tuft of hair on Tobey’s head is INFURIATING