The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I's foot. "Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches."
The one that's going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.
::: spoiler spoiler
There's very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it's nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I'll pass on getting stepped on.
:::
26 Comments
prex@aussie.zone · 52 pts · 2y
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I'm outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Just one up them and everything will be solved!
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'll fetch my chapstick.
Meron35@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 5 pts · 2y
Okay you need to calm down
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
This is absurd. King Henry I didn’t paint his toenails.
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I appreciate a good historical joke.
pseudo@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
Me too but I lack knowledge in history. Care to explain it to me?
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I's foot. "Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches."
flicker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You know what they say about foot size.
(You're welcome in advance, whoever I set this up for.)
OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
It determines how easy it is for you to find fitting shoes
flicker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
This is exactly what I was hoping for! Thanks!
pseudo@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 2y
TIL
chetradley@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Measure me mommy.
akakunai@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sure! I'll need to wear the right shoes to make sure each step equals a foot though.
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
The one that's going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior. ::: spoiler spoiler There's very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it's nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I'll pass on getting stepped on. :::
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
honestly, the guy's ribs look like theyre gonna break
TheBat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
CandyPants@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Why am I aroused?
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
probably because you have a foot fetish
ChaCh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Wtf, don’t make Americans look good!
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y
Lil bro just posted foot porn
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
feet fetish revolution /j
alyth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
And Brits weigh things in stone