I already know of a couple occasions where I was close to dying. Once at 5 I split my head open and had to go to hospital for stitches, I had a tea towel held to my head to stem the flow of blood. The second time was three years ago when I was admitted to hospital because of a flare of Ulcerative Colitis (IBD, Crohn's disease is the other type) and I lost so much blood over the months I had the flare that I had to get a transfusion and iron infusion.
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MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
If they did not die, then they were not seconds away from it.
Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com · 8 pts · 2y
You're always seconds away from death. Just take another breath to reset the clock.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 2y
It is best to approach all idioms literally
brlemworld@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
If you ride in a car on a highway you are seconds away. If you count your days and weeks and years in seconds, you are seconds away
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Haha! Fooled you! I was already in the shower, with a chainsaw! So there!
AntiCommercial-AIlicense(CCBY-NC-SA4.0)Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Better title would have been:
Someone out there is reading this while taking a shit instead of working!
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VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I already know of a couple occasions where I was close to dying. Once at 5 I split my head open and had to go to hospital for stitches, I had a tea towel held to my head to stem the flow of blood. The second time was three years ago when I was admitted to hospital because of a flare of Ulcerative Colitis (IBD, Crohn's disease is the other type) and I lost so much blood over the months I had the flare that I had to get a transfusion and iron infusion.
fubbernuckin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I realized it all 24 times.
jet@hackertalks.com · 1 pts · 2y
you can measure all time in seconds.....