c/simpsonsshitposting · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2yPg 1: Becoming terminally online 445 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
kirbowo808@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y
Life when you start becoming a privacy/foss enthusiast ;-;
smeg@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 2y
The isolation is a security feature!
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y
Fewer friends means fewer requests for free tech support!
lost_tortie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Decided ❌ Accepted ✅
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No it was always a conscious decision.
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
You think weirdness is your ally? You merely adopted the weirdness. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't understand sportsball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but boring.
PugJesus@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
It me fr fr
Rolando@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Pg 2: abbreviations and euphemisms.
MamboGator@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2y
You only get the pamphlet of you're doing it wrong.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Look me a moment to realise it's not an actual farscape picture.
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
SG-1 took itself the exact right amount of serious
snorkbubs@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
The downvotes :(
Maybe that's just their way of being weird, at least the occurrences are isolated.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Hello mother...
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Like when I decided to steal cable.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There are perks for the proper mindset
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Always have been
Coreidan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Everything is weird. It’s all perspective.
Nobody@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Pg 2: Bathing is an unnecessary waste of time and energy, as is all hygene.
proper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Where'd you get a pamphlet I want a pamphlet