Inconvenience is the mother of all alcoholism

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AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Cheers genitals

NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There's more to life than getting drunk and eating chicken fingers, Randy

nifty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes, but those alternatives are inferior

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

IDK, I'd rather be high than drunk any day.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Cheeseburger liquor parties?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Please don't drink poo.

Chiarottide@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Oh. Phew, that's all right.

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

R.I.P you drunken bastard

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Huh. I suppose everyone has their comfort thing they turn to whenever life gets uncomfortable. I've never drank alcohol and have no desire to, but my comfort thing is laying flat on my back with my legs propped up on pillows in my comfy bed, staring at my phone until I fall asleep... whenever life hits me with any slightest inconvenience I check out into my happy place.