c/lemmyshitpost · by anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world · 2yHow do you recommend eating this? 204 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 2y
Do the alphabet with your tongue
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
Backwards, in cursive
Tehhund@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Like a bulldog eating custard.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 2y
Reminds me of a joke I heard..
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: "Before sex or after sex?"
Kid: "uh.. before sex."
Dad: "Like a rose, with all it's pedals in full bloom"
kid: thinks for a second. "huh ok. What about after sex?"
Dad "Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
AceSLS@ani.social · 27 pts · 2y
Buy it dinner first
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Will ramen do?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
Not the orangussy 🫦
PropaGandalf@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
boy this is clearly a lemonussy
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.
Wait... Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyade?
gnutrino@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Well you know what they say: when life gives you lemonussy, make lemonussyade.
PropaGandalf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Of course it does. What a question...
TORFdot0@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
It’s a sourpuss
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Orangina
kungen@feddit.nu · 17 pts · 2y
I should call her...
Skymt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Don't think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Buy it dinner first
KillerTofu@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Front to back
x4740N@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y
Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
Lobreeze@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Aggressively.
coaxil@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
In the shower
Resol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It's like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
Meron35@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Citrussy
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Start at the little hole at the bottom
cinabongo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
harry315@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
pHr34kY@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Spread the lips and dig in.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Suppositorily.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Peel it.