c/fuckcars · by AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2yThere’s always someone who takes things literally https://goblin.camp/@sugar/11237910668084727562 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
... I wonder abut the human mate - just how much car-shaped were they or perhaps how mechanical were their parts ...
dillekant@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
"Are you sure you want me to dress up like Optimus Prime?"
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
"And only in truck form?"
shortwavesurfer@monero.town · 5 pts · 2y
I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.
merde@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box
shortwavesurfer@monero.town · -1 pts · 2y
Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn't have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.
grue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You've been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn't call 'em shaggin' wagons for nothing!
shortwavesurfer@monero.town · 1 pts · 2y
But I don't want to drive on long road trips. I'd rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.
merde@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
take a train then?
think of all the possibilities
merde@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
what do you do with the belt?
plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?
john_lemmy@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It's the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.