Unlucky placement

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9 Comments

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"I broke your toliet."

"I'll get a plunger..."

"No-no. I broke your toliet."

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

WTF is a toliet?

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East! And Toliet is the Sun!

kemsat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

That’s a weird way to say “please don’t flush.”

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

can someone please poorly photoshop a shit stain on this photo

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

Perfect.

izax@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y

And now it looks like a gas station bathroom!

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I hope they have some kind of telemetry system.

TOP 10 BY LENGTH

TOP 10 BY GIRTH

TOP 10 BY % of methane emitted

TOP 10 BY DECIBEL

interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I'm afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical.

what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition?

We're gonna make the shitlympics out of this

clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If that's the greatest legacy most of us will ever leave behind, sounds about right I guess.