c/tenforward · by ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2yExclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker Inspired by a similar post by Centurian@lemmy.world 68 points · 58 comments · view on lemmy.world
58 Comments
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
Shaka, when the walls fell
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 2y
I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y
Permission to board
wjrii@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"The hull has been compromised."
Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 32 pts · 2y
Execute docking maneuver.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 2y
"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Okami_No_Rei@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
"Come again?"
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Entering the wormhole
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
Mango@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Daaaaamn!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Misfire in the torpedo bay!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Tuvok, no!
sirico@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 2y
You can make all the right moves and still lose
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
thank mr rikr
zloubida@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Prepare to be boarded
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
essell@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Resistance is futile.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Prepare to be Ass-stimulated
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Make it so!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
You are coming in loud and clear.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Barclay, is that you?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
There's a little broccoli in us all
loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Would you like there to be?
Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Fire at Will!
Dasus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
"No lifesigns detected"
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y
I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
My mother is coming to visit
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
To boldly go where no man has gone before
paddirn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
dorron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
*thrust
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Over and out.
Z3k3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Boom goes the dynamite
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Plug me in, Chief!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Scrub the lower dicks at once!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!