Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker

Inspired by a similar post by Centurian@lemmy.world

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58 Comments

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y

Shaka, when the walls fell

DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 2y

I'm givin' 'er all she's got!

ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y

Permission to board

wjrii@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"The hull has been compromised."

Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 32 pts · 2y

Execute docking maneuver.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 2y

"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
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Okami_No_Rei@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

"Come again?"

HerrVorragend@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Entering the wormhole

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

I bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.

Mango@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Daaaaamn!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Misfire in the torpedo bay!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Tuvok, no!

sirico@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can make all the right moves and still lose

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

thank mr rikr

zloubida@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Prepare to be boarded

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Steady as she goes, lieutenant.

essell@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Resistance is futile.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Prepare to be Ass-stimulated

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Initiate deep probing now.

More power!

Take us in.

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Make it so!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
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Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

You are coming in loud and clear.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

oh god oh fuck oh god no i didn't mean too im sorry

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Barclay, is that you?

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's a little broccoli in us all

loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

Would you like there to be?

Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Fire at Will!

Dasus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

"No lifesigns detected"

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y

I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

My mother is coming to visit

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
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abbadon420@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

To boldly go where no man has gone before

paddirn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."

dorron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

*thrust

LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Over and out.

Z3k3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Boom goes the dynamite

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Plug me in, Chief!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Scrub the lower dicks at once!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!