Let's pretend to be humans

Via Poorly Drawn Lines

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19 Comments

Legend@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Lets pretend to be fishes .

Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .

cybersandwich@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Losers

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Let's pretend to be fish.

Blub

Blub?

Blubb.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"

cm0002@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀"

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's not suicide...it's Seppuku.

Legend@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Its kamikaze

Emmie@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.

Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.

AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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bappity@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

don't talk to me until I've had my morning drugged crushed up tea leaves and milk

bappity@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think I'll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Shopping for more alcohol!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Sounds like a plan!

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Wait a minute! We're fish! We don't possess the capacity for abstract thought!

Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
yeah, let's go swimming
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
In the vottom of the o-cean

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.

speedbeef@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Let's pretend to be fish.

"I'm wet and I don't even know it."

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!"

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
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