Clem was a good man, and a genius. But within him, there was a seed of something else. His servant Banaida believed in him and dedicated his life to their work. After the Scourge of Clementor, he made the choice to use their research to mutilate himself. His body became a mighty steed to lead him into battle. This time, their research would be used for good: to redeem what was left of breakfast, and the memory of his friend.
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psilotop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I expect a 5000 word wiki article on Banaida and Clementor, chronicling their rise and fall
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Clem was a good man, and a genius. But within him, there was a seed of something else. His servant Banaida believed in him and dedicated his life to their work. After the Scourge of Clementor, he made the choice to use their research to mutilate himself. His body became a mighty steed to lead him into battle. This time, their research would be used for good: to redeem what was left of breakfast, and the memory of his friend.
psilotop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I got chills....
klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
They're multiplying
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Easy to rattle off bullshit like that if you've wasted as much time as I have on Souls lore videos
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I feel like there needs to be a Muffinzilla here, to do battle with the fruit-monsters.
I wonder if there are any godzilla shaped muffin molds....
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Best I can do is a cookie cutter: https://www.amazon.com/Godzilla-Dinosaur-Footprint-Cookie-Cutters/dp/B083RK5TMN/
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I can just hear everyone’s mom yelling “don’t play with your food!”
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 2y
I feel like this on the path to Eldritch Horror Breakfast.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Hitting a target nobody else can, that's skill. But it takes genius to hit a target nobody else even saw.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
You couldn't go just a little further and make it literal food porn? 😮💨
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
It's a clementine, not a grapefruit 🙂