c/lemmyshitpost · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2ySeems legit 280 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
If it actually drives, I'd pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts
db2@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 32 pts · 2y
This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Put it in H!
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.
axsyse@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
This is valid and I hate it.
Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha's calculation (because I'm lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares
MeanEYE@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Probably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Oh no, you can't beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.
Kif: Ugh... a Sexbertruck.
AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2y
I think I'd rather own this than the real thing, dangerous glass and all.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Never heard the phrase "X marks the spot"? It's called "predetermined breaking point".
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
geekworking@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You mean Fxctory
Bipta@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
This guy knows his target audience, just like Elon...
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Remind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Or Geoff.
Rascabin@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Limited in every way possible. Sold!
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!
dumpsterlid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Tired : Cybertruck
Wired: MeatSpaceHatchback