I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?
I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?
20 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Smash a bong.
velocity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
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Thorned_Rose@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Just an FYI for OP, you don't actually have to smash anything, tapping the boat's prow with a bong would be an acceptable tradition/blessing too 😊
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Light a bowl, take a hoot and yeet that fucker.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
Don't be a slave to tradition. Give it a nice hug, blow some smoke on it, and carry on.
bizzle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I like this idea the most because there's no broken glass to clean up afterwards
tox_solid@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.
AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
You could smash a bottle of infused soda or something like that instead!
tox_solid@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
FrostyTrichs@vegantheoryclub.org · 3 pts · 2y
Have a session on land and session on the boat and pour the bong water across the bow. Marriage of earth, sea, air, and fire if you smoke.
I don't know why you would, but that's what I came up with.
bizzle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Damn that's a good one
wolfshadowheart@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Just a bong? C'mon y'all, get with the B.O.A.T. logic and waste some money. Buy an ounce and a mason jar and smash the OZ of bud inside the mason jar!
Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ooh ... If you could get one of those smoke throwers they use in churches (thurible) you could cense it.
bizzle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I actually already have one of those for something unrelated what a great idea
Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You just happen to have a thurible at home? Just in case you want to celebrate the Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom on a Tuesday afternoon and the house doesn't smell quite right?
I'm not sure who you are, but I like your style.
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Shake some pelegrino and spray it like you won at NASCAR
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I love the immediate "smash a bong" energy from some of these comments, but if you don't want a huge mess you could just smash a small glass pipe/bowl on it for a christening.
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Enjoy it but don’t go on a plane high as fuck.
Especially not near my fucking sailboat…
… because I might be high as fuck.
bizzle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lmfao mine is just a canoe. I wish I had sailboat money, damn! What did you name it?
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
She’s called Blu and its one of the cheapest I could buy while still salvageable. Around 25 years old and really neglected by her previous owners. Now it’s my biggest DIY project. I’m still not 100% comfortable handling the sails baked but I bet it’s gonna be a nice experience.
a year ago I got an inflatable kayak and vaping on it was such a great pass time in the summer. Just wear sun screen!
bizzle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's awesome! What a great project. Do you have pictures posted?