c/lemmyshitpost · by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 2yHonestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol 229 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
No no. You forgot the comma.
Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.
Not very spider bro if you ask me.
dojan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
That's why the saying goes "Well I am here to fuck spiders."
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
I like to call them "crotch huggers."
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Australians sat all the hairy legs and hairs make it extra tingly
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??
dumbass@leminal.space · 28 pts · 2y
I was gonna get defensive and say we don't have that many huge spiders, but I'm currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall.... So yeah...
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
But is it gonna sodomise you
dumbass@leminal.space · 21 pts · 2y
Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.
runeko@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
... that we know of.
Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 2y
Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Agreed that's what "big spider" wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.
Yax@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.
Woht24@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
For your information, "we are not here to fuck spiders" is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2y
In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.
x4740N@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm just going to leave this here
View the images at your own risk
https://www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+spider
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I don't understand what's so special about Charlotte
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
tbf I wouldn't want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way
set_secret@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bears.... Fuck that.
(as an Australian)
noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I'd love to live in the land down under