Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol

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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (5 replies)

No no. You forgot the comma.

Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

Not very spider bro if you ask me.

dojan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

That's why the saying goes "Well I am here to fuck spiders."

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I like to call them "crotch huggers."

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Australians sat all the hairy legs and hairs make it extra tingly

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??

dumbass@leminal.space · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I was gonna get defensive and say we don't have that many huge spiders, but I'm currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall.... So yeah...

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But is it gonna sodomise you

dumbass@leminal.space · 21 pts · 2y

Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

runeko@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y

... that we know of.

Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Agreed that's what "big spider" wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

Yax@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.

Woht24@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
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MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

For your information, "we are not here to fuck spiders" is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2y

In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.

x4740N@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm just going to leave this here

View the images at your own risk

https://www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+spider

boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I don't understand what's so special about Charlotte

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

tbf I wouldn't want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

set_secret@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Bears.... Fuck that.

(as an Australian)

noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I'd love to live in the land down under