c/nottheonion · by jeffw@lemmy.world · 2yParishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection https://www.thedailybeast.com/parishioners-report-father-thomas-mchale-for-saying-jesus-died-with-erection?ref=home198 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world
35 Comments
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y
I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
MrVilliam@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
He is risen
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Jesus was hung on a cross
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
zloubida@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
gregorum@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
an heresy
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y
eran_morad@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
HWK_290@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
The Res-erection of Christ
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
jeffw@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
Thaurin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
PhineaZ@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y
Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Jesus is a switch?
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Giggidy
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Jesus is a checkbox
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I can't see it. Is it a picture?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
That's on me, probs. All combinations of client\web and regular\VPN show a blank line with no content though. Can you drop a link to what you've embedded here?
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Bonehead@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
essell@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.
Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
MxM111@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
So Jesus died on an erection?
MxM111@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
That’s technically correct.
unreachable@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
they hated him for speaking the truth
saint@group.lt · 1 pts · 2y
This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.