c/programmer_humor · by sirico@feddit.uk · 2y

A real chicken-and-egg situation

152 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world

6 Comments

Uhm, excuse me, that is clearly a walrus.

armchair_progamer@programming.dev · 29 pts · 2y

C++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.

EDIT: Source (I didn't make up the C++ part)

maniel@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

i guess "beaver" would've been kinda awkward with today's connotations with shaving the beaver etc.

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We shave Go?

maniel@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

You can shave what you want, it's your life

SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

wait why am I being shaved? /j