I was chilling in a sauna in a holiday resort, when some guy opened the door poking his head in "Phew, it's warm in here. Hey kids come over, they've got a sauna!". He stood in the door waiting for the kids to come around. "Oh my good it's unbearably hot, let's let some of that heat out, so we can breathe." "But dad, we don't want to go to the sauna ". Leaves without closing the door.
{thinking} Captain's log. Commander Hoek here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We've made this trip dozens of times. {He stops recording his thoughts and addresses the audience} You know, they say sometimes people go crazy on these long trips. They get the... {He records another thought into his log in a distorted voice} SPACE MADNESS. {He stops recording and faces the audience again, smiling} Heh. Space madness.
14 Comments
Knossos@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
The one German Astronaut: Stoßlüften!!!
knorke3@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Nen Fenster in ein hartes Vakuum zu öffnen gibt definitiv nen ordentlichen Stoß beim Lüften :)
LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
There definitely won't be any old air left.
bstix@feddit.dk · 13 pts · 2y
I was chilling in a sauna in a holiday resort, when some guy opened the door poking his head in "Phew, it's warm in here. Hey kids come over, they've got a sauna!". He stood in the door waiting for the kids to come around. "Oh my good it's unbearably hot, let's let some of that heat out, so we can breathe." "But dad, we don't want to go to the sauna ". Leaves without closing the door.
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
You were chilling? In a sauna?
bstix@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 2y
What can I say, I like it hot. Hotter than public saunas.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah something ain't right here
GregorTacTac@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Open the Linux instead
ignotum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Computers, spacestations and air conditioners have one thing in common
They don't work when you open windows
rtxn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Drop the apogee just a bit to scoop up some crisp ozone-rich air
Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Somewhat relevant, related story
https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/01/solving-a-nasa-mystery-why-did-space-shuttle-commanders-lock-the-hatch/
MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
That was an interesting read, thanks!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
RIP Gordo and Tracy Stevens 👨🚀👩🚀💖🌑🚀
DancingBear@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y