Praise Sheezus

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ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Messiah Shark do do do do do do

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

No sta-bles do do do do do

Kill first born do do do do do

Cru-ci-fy do do do do do do

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 121 pts · 2y (17 replies)

This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).

Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The New Mexico whiptail is also an F1 hybrid. If they go extinct, you can make more by hybridizing a little striped whiptail and a western whiptail. In case anyone thought that 'species' was a solidly defined word.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y

F1 hybrid

Plug-in formulas

Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Laugh's in mule

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Ee ah ah ah

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 2y
Caboose12000@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Wasn't this also like the inciting incident for the original jurassic park movie?

Khanzarate@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Nah.

That one was dinosaurs changed gender to male, citing the frog DNA they completed the chain with as having that potential.

So what was supposed to be an all-female park to prevent reproduction became co-ed and then nature happened.

Caboose12000@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm still confused on the difference

Edit: thank you to everyone who replied, I understand the difference now

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
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lakemalcom10@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y

Parthenogenesis - egg just becomes embryo, no male required

Jurassic Park - one individual turned from female to male and started making babies

homesnatch@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

One was direct development of an egg into an embryo, the other was conversion of an animal from one sex to another to facilitate mating.

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Man so jesus was real

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn't produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.

oce@jlai.lu · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How comes it's possible for a bird or a fish, but not a human? If this article explains why, it is a bit obscure for non specialists.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y

No worries the whole concept of parthenogenesis is a really obscure and obtuse one.

Here's a SciShow link that does a really good job of describing it in a less obtuse and confusing way.

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

Good to know. Didn't expect a serious reply

DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

And with our votes combined, we will push this good scoop to the top! Thanks, friend!

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 2y

Life, uh, finds a way.

dumbass@leminal.space · 39 pts · 2y

Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn't say as what.

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Happened at Cala Gonone Aquarium in Sardinia

NO WAY IT'S ON THE SAME ISLAND I LIVE ON

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 39 pts · 2y
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Revan343@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's only shark Jesus if the baby is male, because that would be a miracle. If the baby is female, it's just parthenogenesis

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

So we need to rebuild the Parthenon?

dave@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

“All female shark tank” is my new band name.

PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Coming soon on ABC!

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

Lisan al gaib?

FunderPants@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jawsus!

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y

It's blahaj

huquad@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Have we checked his midichlorian count?

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

In this analogy, humans are like Watto, then. Slave owners.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean our track record aint exactly spotless

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
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Morphit@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y

It's most likely a she-shark, not a he-shark.

ApeNo1@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

I'm not proud to say that if this implied movie gets made, I'm going to go see it.

PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y

Alright who fucked the shark

elleybirdy@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
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cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Owner has some explanations to do.

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y

What? I have already told you that I love sharks from the beginning!

Toes@ani.social · 12 pts · 2y

I'd like a DNA test to confirm they aren't half human.

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Amen. He had returned

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Jaws Dropping

praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

From my understanding, no. Source: SciShow on YouTube

SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Jesus shark, dim dim dim-dim dim-dim, Jesús shark,...