Jeez-its

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refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y

Moral Orel did it first

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hmmm wonder how Judas voted?

kromem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"Ahhhhhh"

Jesus answered, “It is the one to whom I give this piece of bread when I have dipped it in the dish.” So when he had dipped the piece of bread, he gave it to Judas son of Simon Iscariot.

  • John 13:26

(Notably, John is missing a Eucharist ritual, but has this passage trying to explain why Jesus was feeding Judas bread at dinner. The same activity of Judas partaking in dipped bread appears in Mark 14:20 too, right before its Eucharist ritual: "He said to them, 'It is one of the twelve, one who is dipping bread into the bowl with me.'")

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Was Mark an apostle? My memory may be glitching, because I have the impression that only Matthew and John were actual original apostles. About Luke I am certain that he was from Greece and several decades later.

kromem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

No, you are correct. He's supposed to be Peter's secretary.

Bz2486@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Dane Cook did it first

Dendr0@fedia.io · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

So, who'd he steal it from?

ripcord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Super unpopular opinion: he was actually kinda.funny.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y

Key word there is was.

hperrin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

The sold out stadiums would disagree with your assessment that that is an unpopular opinion.

bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

If you make vinegar jeezits you wouldn't even need a cup for wine

Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

I prefer corruption cookies

LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Ah, the classic communion wafers joke! Remember, they're not just a snack; they come with a lot of meaning for many people. But hey, sometimes humor helps us see things froma new perspective!

gentooer@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I've never seen a communion wafer with a cross or other symbol on it. Is this a common thing somewhere?

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Every time I've ever seen them they all look like that.

gentooer@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

So weird. At every eucharistie I've been to in Belgium they're just white circles.

ech@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y