c/noncredibledefense · by Lemiwinx@sh.itjust.works · 2y3000 fog machines of Yahweh 162 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 2y
Still no definitive news. Iranians have misplaced their president.
Gsus4@mander.xyz · 22 pts · 2y
They should look in the couch...
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
They are certain they had him with them when they left the house.
tor@poeng.link · 6 pts · 2y
I once found 50 cent in the couch.
My friend asked what he was doing back there.
YeetPics@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Probably looking for the cake that fat kid left behind
No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 22 pts · 2y
I am just extremely neutral about this news
It is not like the next guy would be any different
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I might just about be able to contain my sadness if it was a really hard landing.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 2y
The Eurovision song“Hurricane” wasn’t a reference to the Hamas terrorist attack; it was foreshadowing of a covert operation.
Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Marge warned us about ‘Jewish space lasers’ but this is a whole new level!
Or could it be the Saudis?