It's so perfect

Not mine, but I sure as hell wish it was.

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I think Gaston would have been a good main character for a hypothetical Beauty and the Beast sequel (or a good D&D PC). He's the inverse of the standard hero - rather than starting out weak but pure of heart, he starts out strong, clever, brave, and charismatic, but also a rotten person. However, he just crossed several lines in a row (literally stabbing someone in the back is pretty bad even by his own standards), nearly died (Disney characters routinely survive falling off of cliffs), and can't go home to a town where everyone knows he's a villain. Can he turn his life around after hitting rock bottom (both literally and figuratively)?

I'd play him as a paladin, for that strength/charisma combination. Maybe he was saved through divine intervention? That could be enough to make him change his ways. A combat-oriented bard might work too; he does sing...

flicker@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Same witch that did Beast's curse is the one who saved Gaston.

You have a year to prove you're not a piece of shit or you die.

She doubles as a quest giver. "Here's a couple quests. Pick one and do it. Every time you help someone you prove you're a little less awful, and every time you ask me if you've done enough to be saved, you lose a few points of redemption credit, so don't ask me if you've been good enough to not die. Get to cracking on these heroic deeds, chop chop."

Make a few of the tasks morally complicated.

Make all of them take measurable time. Sure, rounding up sheep for the farmer isn't too dangerous, but it'll take you a while and it's not as heroic as fighting that necromancer... which task do you take?

dbx12@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Too soon

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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Apeman42@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When I was a lad I had two dozen health, in encounters to help me tank hiiiits!

But now that I'm grown, I have twelve dozen health, so I pretty much don't give a shiiiit!

azrendelmare@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 2y

Beautiful!

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Thanks for sharing! Love it

gazter@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think I'm out of the loop here.

BCOVertigo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Art by Jesper Ejsing in case you want to see the wider frame version!