systemctl enable chop.suey

Grab a brush and put a little Compiz

Grab the bash and put a little make up.

I read the first part in the singing voice of Chop Suey

Sudo system c. t. l. Disable suiciiiiiiiiiiiiiide

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Fuck the systemd.

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I actually wanted to make a systemd meme that wasn't a part of the flame war at all, so this meme isn't taking a stance, just here for your amusement.

resolved sucks imo. i usually disable it and manually set the resolv.conf, or use something else. it has no way to force it to check name servers in a specific order and it has a memory so it'll use the same name server for multiple checks even if it's not the right name server. if these things were configurable, I'd agree that it's good. but they're not and it makes it very difficult to use in a lot situations.