c/microblogmemes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2yTime to cancel this tortoise 546 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 54 pts · 2y
He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.
dariusj18@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
It was a different time
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 17 pts · 2y
I'm sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
I really enjoy lil Nas X's sense of humour.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I think he's still on his way to join the raid on area 51.
Zink@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
The front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.
CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2y
If we dig through Jonathan's social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.
Retrograde@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
All I'm gonna say is don't read up on his opinions of turtles
Zink@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Not that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.
stanleytweedle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
If he was born in 1836 it only took him 25 years to manipulate America from across an ocean to fight a war to end slavery .
Don't see how he could have done much better than that.
simbico@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
He's ~191 now Jonathan_(tortoise)
blahsay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Doesn't look a day over 150
BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Jonathan was like, get those n-words in the field.
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn't Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
TBF he looks pretty depressed about it so perhaps he regrets it now
Linkerbaan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Lil Nas X watching the Genocide in Gaza happen and doing nothing.
barooboodoo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Lil bro killed the devil, what the fuck have you done?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Holy shit, I can't believe what he's done, here's a thread of his other sins!
OMG a hit tweet, here's my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I reckon he might have been joking to be honest
Bryanbat@discuss.online · -6 pts · 2y