You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren't avocado. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄
I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!
19 Comments
rubikcuber@feddit.uk · 75 pts · 2y
Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren't avocado. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄
ripcord@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
What about a pineapple? Is it an avocado?
Or a tough one - the Magna Carta?
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You've awakened Chuck
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Definitely an avocado.
Plopp@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Time to ban avocados. Then those millennials will finally be able to afford houses.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
My guacamole futures just went through the roof
JanoRis@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y
I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4
HorreC@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y
But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.
Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?
HorreC@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
And they will be valuable if they can sell them in the next 4 to 6 hours!
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
.... aaaaaaand now they're all mush.
robocall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!
mrsemi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
shottymcb@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Chiquita is a cartel. The list of heinous shit they're responsible for is absurd.
fiercekitten@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 7 pts · 2y
They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.
refalo@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
fre sha vocado