French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.
Too obvious. They should replace them with observers. Nobody can blame the continuous baguette murders on them, they're just regular unbaguettedarmed observers!
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 28 pts · 2y
I thought Quebec was France 2. 🤔
_______@poeng.link · 9 pts · 2y
What about second France 2?
Skua@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_colonial_empire#Second_French_colonial_empire_(post-1830)
Nobody@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.
_______@poeng.link · 7 pts · 2y
Too obvious. They should replace them with observers. Nobody can blame the continuous baguette murders on them, they're just regular un
baguettedarmed observers!verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Sometimes, the baguette is covered in salt flakes and poppy seeds. Le ouch.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
So it's the second second Republic?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Second_Republic
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
literally everyone is sending people to Ukraine for training.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Lafayette 2: Electric Boogaloo
Thann@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Idk what this is, but I like it
EDIT: I feel like this would benefit from the inclusion of a macaron
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
10,000 pound mother of all macarons. It was never finished due to too many accidents during the egg white phase....
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
So blue is Europe and red is "live"?
Mikufan@ani.social · 3 pts · 2y
Can we have Deutschland 4?
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Mikufan@ani.social · 1 pts · 2y
They are to dumb and to corrupt to do that. They would cash out.
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
SPOON!
psmgx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y