When I was an edgy emo teenager and all my edgy emo teenage friends and I were getting tongue piercings my older brother looked at me and said "is that for your boyfriend?"
That wasn't the reason that I ended up getting rid of that piercing (tongue piercings are annoying as fuck) but it definitely didn't help my desire to keep it.
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mihnt@lemmy.ca · 112 pts · 2y
I mean this sounds like something I'd say to my friends and I'm middle aged, so, guess he just needs to step his game up.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Yeah, this type stuff was typical in the mid eighties middle school.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Dick jokes are timeless. I'll use them until I die.
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
And yet so many people will act like you're the most crude piece of shit for these kind of common jokes.
Localhorst86@feddit.de · 33 pts · 2y
"Now with all 4 teeth out, I have room for, like, 14 more of your kind"
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
The ultimate boomerang burn.
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2y
Or Alternatively say that you'll need to remove all your teeth to fit him inside.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
yeah but that's more of a complement than a roast
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Yeah, your mom taught me well
xylazineDream@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Cooked’em
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
wick@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
When I was an edgy emo teenager and all my edgy emo teenage friends and I were getting tongue piercings my older brother looked at me and said "is that for your boyfriend?"
That wasn't the reason that I ended up getting rid of that piercing (tongue piercings are annoying as fuck) but it definitely didn't help my desire to keep it.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
I liked this response.